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Occupation:
Official House Greeter/
Security Officer
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Job Description:
Similar to a Walmart greeter except I will bark to alert the folks someone has arrived then kiss you as you enter. I will then make you play fetch with me, but I might or might not give you the ball back. If you are bringing food on the premises I will have to inspect it for quality and safety purposes.
That's it! This pug is defective, back to China he goes. J/k, mommy is being silly! I tried to eat the paper, she sighed, shook her head and changed her mind.